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thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

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oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

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theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
pinovax:

♥

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facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

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misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

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meanplastic:

'my new year's resolution is to start working out'

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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

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